Apple Care

On my way to the Apple Store I kind of bumped into Ali G. He was standing in front of Hamley's Toy Store, being annoyingly yellow, shooting soap bubbles at the stars. Hitting only Regent Street, though. They were amazing to cycle through. I enjoyed them. I laughed. Should have warned me, though. Never enter an Apple Store disarmed and relaxed!

My all-smiles, all-energetic sales guy ('Hello! I am XX, and I'll be your personal mugger today!') broke the stunning news to me that not only I could actually BUY something in that place (keepin' it real, Ali). I was also in the lucky position to purchase TWO items for the price of one. Oh, yes, the object in question being a replacement power supply for my laptop, with, starring item no1: the cable going into my laptop, and, starring item no2: the cable going into the wall socket. huh? what the f***? (Well, Apple is hiring sales personnel, so maybe you are gone by now? But, to be fair, the guy on the sales till was worse, talking porn and telling me not to nick the Apple pen.) Please! Out there! Don't let them become Apple Geniusses! And, btw, I want other equipment!