Beautiful.

I've got a girlfriend in Asia. She's tiny. Should she be made taller? Longer Legs by Operation aren't only hip and happening. According to my girlfriend, they have become an entrance requirement for a career in Hong Kong (and I don't mean: a marriage scenario...). 'What's your height? Sorry, tall calls only, please...'

1 out of 45 flatmates was studying to become a priest. He was good fun, he was homophobic, he was conservative to the bone. He had these bones broken in hospital - twice - as he was born with x-shaped legs. Without straight legs, he believed, he wouldn't find the woman to love. I've always regretted moving away from Hamburg, I never found out: did he meet her? Maybe in hospital, two believers having their legs broken in neighbouring beds, coming together finally? What could he possibly preach at his parish, somewhere up there towards Kiel? I cannot imagine, it's all odd.

14.09.2005, page 3 of a recently redesigned magazine: Special Report.
40% of page in total: sexy close-up of woman's mouth, syringe.
20% of text in total: everything you ever wanted to know about collagen. The Guardian thinks you're thinking about it - are you? "The beauty products from the skin of executed Chinese prisoners." - don't be fooled, that's only a headline, not a title... Shoot me, should I ever buy the Guardian again.