Living in London is a F*Up, sometimes

I've gone back to camping. After a heroic month of sleeping on springs where there should have been a mattress, I gave in. I set up bed on my well-tried, self-inflating camping mattress. It's the 3rd of October, and maybe Nationalism is kicking in (ha), but: Germans beware, life in England is different, it's all about survival within your own home. Should you wish to add some baked beans delight to this scenario, be prepared and B.Y.O. Swiss Army Knife: opening tins in England is - different - as well.