Housecat

we've got a cat in the house now, and we already hate it. its way of saying hi to everyone was to throw up in everybody's room. officially, it had to come and stay with us cause its owner is on holidays. i think that's a lie: its owner is on holidays from his cat. it's utterly useless, the beasty: there's lots of rats in the frontyard, but the cat is a housecat. if let out, it'd probably be beaten and eaten up by the vermin in no time, and we'd have to return it stuffed. i'm sure its own uselessness has had an impact on its psyche - it sneezes all the time, i think its allergic against itself.